 SEX TOYS FOR MEN (p94, p35)
Cock rings, masturbators, latex, penis pumps,
extenders, sleeves, leather
BEST BOY TOYS
Cock Rings: Think of a cock rings as a constrictor – by
preventing the blood from flowing out of your penis shaft into
your body, it can make your erection harder and will help it to
stay up for longer. The cock ring can be made from anything from
metal and acrylic to the more flexible silicone and latex, or
even leather and denim decked out in studs for your twisting pleasure.
The best for beginners are either stretchy or strap-on and adjustable
(and therefore easy to remove to prevent you from literally strangling
yourself).
Tip: Avoid using any old constricting alternative like rubber
bands for a cock ring. They may seem like a cheap alternative
to proper cock rings (or the only thing you could lay your hands
on at 3am, but they can cut off too much blood and cause damage.
Be careful of not getting any hair around the scrotum caught in
any clips or rolled up around the rubber – can be quite
painful or a mission to untangle.
Masturbation sleeves: If you’re in the mood for some solo
play, masturbators or penis sleeves are the ultimate guy gadget
to stand in for a vagina or willing mouth. The more lifelike the
material, the better of course for him.
Tip: If solo play as it is, is already a bit of a bore for you,
there is always the option of battery operated vibrating toys.
Penis pump: I agree, nothing worse than being stuck with a flat
half-way on your journey to Orgasmaland. Hallelujah for the pump
– the penis pump. Not very erotic, or in the least attractive.
And no, it won’t get him hard if he couldn’t manage
to get his penis on the road in the first place. It can only help
him get a stronger erection or help him to stay hard.
A penis pump is a hollow cylinder, typically made of clear plastic
or glass that is completely open at one end and has a valve or
tube connected to a bulb or some other mechanism by which air
can be drawn out of the cylinder after the penis is inserted,
creating a vacuum.
Tip: Throw a cock ring into the mix immediately after pumping
to make the stiffening effect last – and if that is still
not to your satisfaction, stop dreaming and settle for a penis
extender or dildo.
Penis extender: A penis extender is your last resort if you see
that you’re not getting to get any closer to your destination
by pumping. Go for the instant fix and slip a penis sleeve over
his existing not-so-big boy to add as much as 13cm. And while
you’re going the extra mile, why not opt for the off-road
version to take you where you’ve never been before –
it has knobs at the end designed to hit your G-spot.
Tip: Add only a little bit of lube to his penis before slipping
on the extender, otherwise he’ll be slipping all over the
place. If the extender is too long, you can always trim the toy
to fit his penis better – and of course be a perfect fit
for you.
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