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A FEW GOOD REASONS TO DON A DILDO (P69)

Those of us not lucky enough to have the real deal on order, dildos are the convenient option of having a man’s penis at your service. They even come in different colours, with extraordinarily weird gadget-like guises like spikes and pointed tips. For those desperate enough who don’t mind faking the fuck just for the sake of having something remotely resembling a dick up your glory hole, having a dildo as a plastic playmate raises no questions. However, considering that dildos are not more than what it actually is – a dead dick – the question remains, why would one want to use this? I mean, they don’t vibrate, gyrate or in most cases don’t even look like much fun.

Surprisingly, dildos have a lot of uses, which I’m sure you never even thought of:

Half-time substitute: face it, not all willies are fuck fit to keep up the pace of the game, let alone go into overtime if you’re ready for a penalty shootout. This is where dildos come in – literally. If the man starts loses his game early in the match, or even if the woman can simply outlast her lover, he can continue to penetrate her with the dildo. This would give him the time to recharge his batteries and keep her aroused. So when he’s ready to come into the field, the match would still be on.

A mind fuck: if your Mr Right’s satisfaction is a bit on the short side, why continue to suffer the consequences. You can still love him for his personality, yet size up for some real penis pleasure.

Vaginal workout: think of the dildo as just another type of gym apparatus – a dumb bell to help you keep fit. The more you are working out, the better in shape your vaginal muscles will be, keeping them strong.

An ornament or paperweight: some dildos are uniquely crafted and look anything but a dong and can be put to a whole lot of unexpected used around the house.

Double trouble: using a dildo means you can get double the satisfaction – oral sex while being penetrated at the same time.

A safe one-night stand: what better way to indulge in a quickie without a willing and able man in sight? Apart from being able to maneuver the dildo exactly the way you want it, you don’t run the risk of contracting any STD, falling pregnant, or have to come up with a lame excuse of why you have to sneak off in the middle of the night.

Sexual self discovery: if you’re still venturing in the virgin world of sexual exploration, what better way to do some self discovery? You can work that willy in whichever way pleases you without being embarrassed or having to fake an orgasm.

Satisfaction guaranteed: A dildo will never turn you down or tire out. You can use it whenever you want for as long as you want. The only down-side is that it does not cuddle afterwards, but then again, it can’t complain either.

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